Midnight With Crunchy Peanut Butter

Crunchy Peanut Butter's First Guest

2007-09-20T13:19:00.001-07:00

Crunchy Peanut Butter could not believe it when the producers came to him with the identity of his first guest. Following his career since his date of manufacture, Crunchy Peanut Butter considered it a true honor to have this star appear in the first episode of his midnight show.

Crunchy Peanut Butter's Screen Test

2007-09-14T14:19:00.000-07:00

Before he was given his now record-breaking midnight talk show, Crunchy Peanut Butter was asked to speak a little about current affairs. The producers wanted his thoughts on the Senator Craig affair that had recently gone through the media, and in his campy and candid manor Crunchy was happy to comment.

Miss Teen South Carolina vs Crunchy Peanut Butter

2007-09-11T14:03:00.001-07:00

Miss Teen South Carolina

Crunchy Peanut Butter at his first beauty pagent

2007-09-11T13:06:00.000-07:00

Long before Crunchy Peanut Butter was given his own late night talk show, he took the familiar path of the beauty pagent contestant. This video captures one of his finer "pagent" moments. Oddly enough, it would be years later when another beauty queen hopeful would be faced with this same question.

She did not answer well.

Alas, not everyone can be as intelligent Crunchy Peanut Butter.

On a sad ending note. His pagent career was brought to an end once officials discovered he had violated the most sacred of all pagent rules

- he had nuts.